Category: Joke Board
1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive
new book. It's called, "Ministers Do More Than Lay People."
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and your boss.... The Pope only expects
you to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it's gone.
5. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink
spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
6. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course,
there's shipping and handling too.
7. I am someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the wife the
impression that I just cleaned the whole house.
8. My next house will have no kitchen... just vending machines and a large
trash can.
9. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I
was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid."
10. I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for
Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned
building.
11. My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog.
I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically on a piece
of paper.
I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about a
Will.
He said, "Will? What will? I'm making a list of the people I want to
bite!"
12. Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment for enjoying sex.
13. As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the
wrong way.
That point #7 reminds me of the commericial where the lady makes the Marshmellow Rice Crispas Treats and acts like she has slaved and labored so hard for her family... *smile*
ouch, splinters good one.